…before you became a parent:
“Get your hands out of your pants and finish your lunch.”
“Your buttcrack is not sanitary. Go wash your hands.”
“Either sit on the toilet or go to bed. This is not a game.”
“I saw you pick and eat it. Go wash your hands — I don’t want them on my computer.”
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